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    <title>Alcoholics Have Meetings</title>
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    <subtitle>Ten feet tall and bulletproof.</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>Answer or Ignore</title>   
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              Nothing is as difficult as the decision to answer or ignore incoming calls.  For me at least, it had been this way my whole life.  Until recently, a new path flattened the hazy overgrowth around me, and I was set in forward motion to an unkno...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>The Last Sane Story: My Liver Will Hate Me Forever</title>   
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         The last sane story I will tell begins with four guys walking twelve blocks in the cold to get to a party.  A party that isn&#39;t going on that night.  So, four more blocks over, to a party where some girl we&#39;ll call &quot;Jill&quot; invited Theft.  &quot;I&#39;m bring...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Perfect Night Ruined by Marriot, Morning</title>   
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        <published>2006-11-15T02:58:53Z</published>
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             A great night of drinking gone horribly, horribly wrong.  I don&#39;t know what great thing Karma has in store for me after all of this, but it better be good.  I am running on two hours of sleep, I am hung over, I just slammed my hand in the bath...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>The Things I Remember</title>   
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        <published>2006-10-16T06:50:30Z</published>
        <updated>2006-11-08T06:10:56Z</updated>
    
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         I walk into the room across the hall from me and start pointing out character flaws.  Everyone inside is fixated on the screen, where two battling figures dance in and out of combat.  I point to Eric, the guy who sleeps in that room, and call him ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Bloody Knuckles</title>   
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        <published>2006-09-18T19:02:55Z</published>
        <updated>2006-09-18T20:05:20Z</updated>
    
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             The past few days, everyone&#39;s been having the same conversation.  A fire alarm went off.  If you know anyone from the Cabaniss dorms down here at VCU, you know the story.  I hear the same fucking complaints about burnt soup everywhere I go.  O...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>Hunter Blacks Out, Goes To Patient First, Blames Free Beer</title>   
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        <published>2006-08-21T07:54:30Z</published>
        <updated>2006-09-02T20:19:37Z</updated>
    
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          I wake up and my left arm feels thicker and more robust than usual. I slip it out from under my totally awesome comforter and see that there, wrapped around my arm, are bloodied bandages. I think to the night before and vaguely remember getting d...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Hunter Takes it to the Limit, Throws Up Everywhere</title>   
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        <published>2006-08-16T14:47:20Z</published>
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          Hunter Takes it to the Limit, Throws Up EverywhereWritten on July 31st, 2006  Sometimes I find myself not taking my own advice, and exceeding the limits of my own body.  It was a normal night in which Horatio&#39;s mom wasn&#39;t around, so we had a litt...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Lebanese : A &quot;Nice Guy&quot; Failure</title>   
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        <published>2006-08-16T10:36:48Z</published>
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          There&#39;s a story I need to write about. It&#39;s nothing too spectacular, but a good example of the phrase, &quot;the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one.&quot;      A few months ago, my friend Horatio decides to have a party at his house. ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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